The holiday season has arrived, and with that comes lots of presents. So lets ride Santa's sleigh around the football universe and see what gifts we have for those who encompass it.

- Arthur Blank: His ability to trust what people tell him.

- Bill Belichick: A lump of coal.

- Lloyd Carr's assistant football coaches at Michigan: A job somewhere.

- St. Louis Rams: A president, G.M. and head coach with a clue.

- Bobby Petrino: An understanding of the word "loyalty."

- Miami Dolphins: They already got it.

- Baltimore Ravens: A quarterback.

- Miami, Florida State and Nebraska: Their reputations as football powerhouses.

- jacksonville jaguars: A Pro Bowl player (though since Willie Parker busted his leg, Fred Taylor should make his first(!) Pro Bowl appearance).

- Kevin Everett, Stuart Scott and Dick Vitale: Hopefully, their health.