With more troubles concerning players like former Bengals WR Chris Henry and Cleveland Browns DB Kenny Wright, it seems like an appropriate time to make up our first NFL All-Criminal team - including special teams.

The team will be made up of players who were on an NFL roster at some point in the last two seasons that have been arrested. No player was included who had the charges against them dropped.

OFFENSE

QB Michael Vick, Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary Camp: While he is not playing organized football in the slammer right now, apparently there is a flag football season coming up for the inmates

RB Jamal Lewis, Cleveland Browns: Sentenced to 4 months in a prison camp for trying to set up a deal for yayo with his cell phone.

WR Chris Henry, Cincinnati Bengals: Numerous incidents including serving alcohol to minors and gun charges.

WR Brandon Marshall, Denver Broncos: Arrested on DUI, court case coming up. Previously arrested for domestic violence, but charges were dropped.

WR Randy Moss: Arrested for bumping traffic cop with car, paid fine and did community service. Previously arrested and convicted of battery in high school.

TE Kellen Winslow, Jr.: Plead guilty to misdemeanor disregarding safety in motorcycle accident

OT Bryant McKinnie, Minnesota Vikings: Numerous arrests, most recently for taking part in a brawl, and also part of the Love Boat scandal.

OG Claude Terrell, St. Louis Rams: Arrested for domestic abuse, then cut by Rams. Was once a promising player, starting games in his rookie year.

OC Stockar McDougle, Jacksonville Jaguars: Apparently centers don't go out much, because they don't seem to get arrested. So McDougle, normally a tackle, will be a center on our squad. He was arrested in December for felony battery on a person 65 and older. You can't push old people - they fall over too easily.

OG Eric Steinbach, Cincinnati Bengals: Drove his boat while plastered - fined.

OT Khalif Barnes, Jacksonville Jaguars: No Contest to DUI - received fines, probation, community service and license suspension.

DEFENSE

DE Jared Allen, Kansas City Chiefs: Twice arrested for DUI - spent 2 days in jail.

DT Kevin Williams, Minnesota Vikings: Arrested for domestic assault - plead guilty to lesser charge and was fined.

DT Mike Patterson, Philadelphia Eagles: Jailed for smoking herb - case pending.

DE Leonard Little, St. Louis Rams: Drove drunk in 1998, and killed a woman - spent time in prison.

LB Nick Barnett, Green Bay Packers: Barnett was arrested on two counts of disorderly conduct following an incident at a bar. He subsequently agreed to a plea deal.

LB Ray Lewis, Baltimore Ravens: Charged with murder, but plead guilty to obstruction of justice.

LB Lance Briggs, Chicago Bears: Left the scene of an accident after crashing his Lambo. Sentenced to community service and a fine.

CB Pacman Jones: We've been over this, I think.

S Dwight Smith, Minnesota Vikings: A number of arrests, but most recently possession of sticky icky. Was fined.

S Terrence Kiel, San Diego Chargers: No team in 2007, he plead guilty of felony drug charges for having large amounts of prescription codeine-based cough syrup. Chargers cut him and he eventually got 3 years probation.

CB Fabian Washington, Oakland Raiders: Arrested in February for domestic violence. Case pending.

SPECIAL TEAMS

K Sebastian Janikowski, Oakland Raiders: Many arrests, most recently convicted of DUI charge - 3 years probation.

P Todd Sauerbrun, Denver Broncos: Arrested for driving while impaired and speeding while his license was suspended. Sentenced to a small fine and probation. Also recently arrested for assault.

KR Jerome Mathis, Houston Texans: Arrested in February for choking his wife. Case is still pending.

(Sources: Many, but the San Diego Union-Tribune has an invaluable list of players arrested since 2000 that they continually update)